Harder To Kidnap Stay Safe Eat The Cake Tea Towel

Safety advice you can actually use. This funny tea towel reframes the whole wellness conversation in a single sentence — and closes with the only reasonable prescription. A perfect white elephant gift, Secret Santa pick, or hostess gift for the person who has decided to approach self-care on their own terms. Printed on a white cotton kitchen towel in typewriter text. Practical. Encouraging. Correct. Unfolded Towel: 16x24 Inches